Of course, teeth, because you can knock them out and you will have a beautiful bare pubis, and if you also have hair instead of teeth, then it's just disgusting and disgusting, you already have to shave them off on your pubes every week, and how to shave them in your mouth !?
Teeth instead of pubic hair, because then I'll be like Chanel number 5 (sort of) from Scream Queens. And if I have it the other way around, how to eat? Well, devouring is a sacred thing for me.