What is your stupidest / most dangerous drunk or drug escapade?

What is your stupidest / most dangerous drunk or drug escapade?

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answers (13)

Answer 1
June, 2021

I can tell you a lot, but I'd rather tell you about things that end well, not bad.

I returned drunk to the dacha in winter, in a severe frost, to the dacha it was necessary to go through the fields and forests about 7 kilometers. There was no strength.

Suddenly I saw a caterpillar tractor near the railway. In short, I decided to drive it home. I was able to open the cab, but I could not start the tractor. I had to go to the dacha on foot.

Can you imagine what would happen if I could start the tractor? In the best case, I would go to jail for stealing a tractor for a short time. In the worst case, my prison term would increase depending on how many people I ran over and how many I crushed cars and destroyed country houses. It's scary to even imagine that I could commit in the event of a tractor hijacking ...

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Answer 2
June, 2021

Our company (purely male at that time) gathered on the first day at the dacha. At the last moment, girls with low social responsibility were invited. At this celebration of life it was very boring and I offered to drink to whores. At that moment I realized that the idea was not very good: despite the fact that I did not mean invited girls by this concept, they were very offended (ha-ha, I wonder why). After a few minutes I decided to go outside to get some fresh air. Nothing foreshadowed trouble ... One of the guests ran up to me and unleashed a freestyle wrestling. I had to heroically hold the defense and at the first opportunity I tripped her and fell on her.

I am often reminded of this moment, despite the fact that several years have passed. It's a shame so far.

Answer 3
June, 2021

come home under psychedelic drugs and meet my parents there :) :)

I almost flew into the dispensary, but my eloquence helped me avoid it.

one hundred forty

Answer 4
June, 2021

We have a lot of fans to blow in our company, but a guy who is against weed, but he loves to drink, had a birthday. In general, I decided to smoke to cheer myself up, but, as it turned out, I was the only one so smart, and all the other guys decided not to smoke that day, so as not to upset the birthday boy. In short, the whole evening it seemed to me that he despised me terribly, and when he ordered pizza, I got paranoid that now, instead of delivering pizza, someone would come and take me away) In general, I really wanted to get out of there, and I, thus, even more upset the birthday boy. It's a shame to this day.

Answer 5
June, 2021

I'll tell you an incident that happened to my friend, he went to Las Vegas for the second time and met already with familiar African-Americans 18-20 years old, they, like last year, went to their house to drink alcohol and take prohibited substances, after a big the amount of alcohol he had drunk, he wanted to go out for a smoke break, alone. Afro-American teenagers of 15-17 years old, in the amount of 15 people, pestered him, extorted money, he started shouting to them in broken English "yu ar mazafaka, kam tu mi van versus van, aim rushen". The teenagers were very much surprised by such courage and already wanted to punish them for the lawlessness, but to his happiness black friends with his acquaintance from Russia arrived in time and dispersed the teenagers. Conclusion: do not drink in a foreign country to the state of a vegetable.

Answer 6
June, 2021

We rented a hotel with friends.

Round, powder, alcohol.

Everything was fine, but every time I went to the mirror and straightened my hair, I saw how I turned into a fairy Winx.

Indescribable feelings 😂😎

Answer 7
June, 2021

Once, at a party in a mega-cottage, a girl got drunk in one of the rooms, she slid off the couch onto the floor and vomited. In the same room there were still a lot of people and it seemed disgusting to someone, and he covered the lady with a blanket over his head. So she sat there like a mound until I burst into the room, in a wild frenzy of course)
Seeing a bunch of blankets and pillows on the floor, I could no longer pass by ...
And so, run, blow !!
Headshot
The blanket flew off, the lady was unconscious - the eyes of everyone around, including mine, probably should have seen)
Well, she survived and did not even notice it as a result)

Answer 8
June, 2021

Tell us about your stupidest / most dangerous drunk or drug escapade? 1.Under 4mm, fell in love with my ex

  1. Ex-girlfriend after beer (but this is not certain)
Answer 9
June, 2021

The first shameful act was under the influence of alcohol. I put out cigarettes on the palm of a guy who just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. I'm really, really sorry.

The second one is no less shameful. It was like this: my boyfriend and I went to his work colleague's home. An important detail, this guy we went to has an oriental appearance. We bought a cake, nothing foreshadowed trouble ... and then the guy's colleague took out a jar of cones, in the end we grabbed. And then this guy began to scare me. It seemed to me that he deliberately did so that we would lose control, that would sell us into slavery. I came up with various ways to escape from his house. Fortunately, it didn’t come to this, because my boyfriend vomited and, referring to this situation, I said that we need to go home ... sobbing at the same time. As a result, before I even had time to leave his house, I began to explain to the guy what a damn dangerous situation we were in. I am terribly ashamed to this day, because this dude is really really cute and cool.

Answer 10
June, 2021

somehow, on the list of friends, I got drunk to such a state that I imagined that my real body was lying in bed (and I remember how I looked at myself, saw that I was really lying there), and I was just an astral shell ... Well, to prove it to the others, I jumped out the window. fortunately there was a second floor and a thick layer of snow. there were no injuries. my friends later told me that I shouted to them from the snowdrift: "Well, have you believed !?"

didn't drink for six months after that.

Answer 11
June, 2021

Once I came to a hardcore concert with my friends and before their performance I decided to throw myself on a cocktail, invented a couple of minutes after coming to the club. This is a scale of 0.1 Belenkaya vodka and 0.5 Pulpy grapefruit. I repeated several of these cocktails, chatted with friends, left the firecrackers given by a friend, called my mother on facetime, showed her the performing friends, and after the concert I set fire to my jeans. Below, where the buttons end, and put his hands in his pockets as if nothing had happened. Of course I was thrown to the ground and started to trample, there was a huge bruise and I went to physical therapy. It was cool.

Answer 12
June, 2021

I ran after my young man into the fountain, because he did not give me a bottle of champagne. Then he came out of the fountain and broke it, and by some miracle I was able to reach my friend to put on my shoes. Then I realized that I was in shit, because all my clothes were wet, so I had to go home in the same cardigan and bra (well, and shorts, of course). And the cardigan didn’t close yet, so I had to hold on to it all the time. Don't drink.

Answer 13
June, 2021

1) I ate a whole brand of B + C nbome.

As a result, I went to the store, stole a beer, then came back to buy cigarettes, after that I left the store and ran up onto the one opposite " Gazelle ".

2) The second story is about a friend who ate C nbome and flew out of the window because everyone who was in the apartment was also" oxidized ".

Crashed to death .

3) A friend smokes with cannabis of the "Pineapple express" variety.

As a result, while laughing, he pissed.

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