Tell a joke about doctors?

Tell a joke about doctors?

Doctor Reacts to Hilarious SNL Medical Sketches

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Answers (3)

Answer 1
October, 2020

The patient is very worried before the operation. The surgeon calms him down:

  • I have done this operation already 128 times.

The patient sighs with relief:

- Ugh .. .

Surgeon :

- Yes, someday it should finally work out!

Answer 2
October, 2020

-The cat is sick, the dog is sick, and Fedechka is not in pain ...

  • doctor, are you definitely an anesthesiologist?

- --------

They are bringing a gurney, from there the voice:

  • sister, maybe in intensive care?

  • the doctor said to the morgue, then to the morgue!

Answer 3
October, 2020

-Doctor help my son-in-law, I shot him in the leg yesterday.

-What's the matter, shoot my son-in-law.

  • Yesterday he didn't want to become one. .

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