How to poop correctly?

How to poop correctly?

The Perfect Poop! SquattyPotty Instructions & Advice for Healthy Bowel Movements

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Answers (3)

Answer 1
October, 2020

When I was 15 years old, and I went to shit dad all the time, as if by chance, I was spinning around the push, and kept asking that you were quiet there, why can't I hear you? the first time I didn't answer, so he started pounding on the door, and yelling that you were silent there, what was the matter with you? I began to swear, and say that he would generally remove the door from its hinges, also, dad swore if I shit and did not wash it off, and not just at the end of the shit, but immediately after the poop came out, motivated this by the fact that it stinks, and then he told me: so I will pop and wash off, and you do it!

Answer 2
October, 2020

I remember that in childhood, when very few people knew swear words, one could be considered a great humorist, if you use words such as "poop", "pipiska" or "goat". Times pass, but it turns out that joking about how people poop is still unusually fresh and interesting.

For example, Bill Gates drinks water made from urine and feces. Sounds funny, right? But you see, when you are the richest person on the planet, you just won't do it. He drinks it as part of the Omniprocessor project, which, if successful, will solve the problem of 770 million people having no access to water sources. That is, he drinks it not because he felt like it in the morning, there was nothing to do, but because he wants to give a message to the world.

Now let's talk about how to poop. Jokes about Malysheva, as well as jokes about the auto industry, have long trained Pavlovian reflexes among Russian youth: if you hear "Malysheva" or "AvtoVAZ" - get ready to laugh, because now there will be fun and azaz. To defuse such a rich humorous atmosphere, let me tell you that the Stanford scientists were also puzzled by the problem of how to poop correctly. However, why talk for a long time - there is a great video on this topic:

https://www.youtube.com/embed/pYcv6odWfTM?wmode=opaque

Well, how are you? And now, to polish, so be it, watch the episode with Malysheva. But with a little different eyes.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/dUxGXWPR2ok?wmode=opaque

PS If anything, there is also a scientific article on this topic: here

Answer 3
October, 2020

Hello everyone. The problem of proper bowel movement in our time is very acute. A colossal number of people do not know how to poop. This is the scourge of humanity. But scientists, doctors and researchers come to our aid, who put their lives on the study of this issue.
This video shows in detail how to do everything right.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/dUxGXWPR2ok?wmode=opaque

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