Just say "honey, we will become rich, since I am pregnant. And if a guy gets pregnant, he will receive 1 million (rubles, hryvnia)" I think he will not be upset)
If about your pregnancy, and the guy is a future father. It's simple - tell me that there are 2 options: either you will have a Nobel Prize, or it was not really anal sex.
If your name is Artyom and you are going to tell your boyfriend about pregnancy, then perhaps your parents incorrectly determined your gender at birth, which is already very original, or you are going to hint the boyfriend about adoption by saying that you carry his fetus, that also contains a grain of originality.
y is a young man
x is a fetus.
Artyom * y = x
Artyom (ar + tem + :)
Ap + tem +: * y = x
Ap / tem (we reduce this part of the equation since Artyom there are no children, only ":" remains)
This is a very important variable in the form of two dots above the letter E.
: * y = x
or - x = y *:
This is actually a monomial. Or a simple xy *, as we see above from the calculations.
Solved by the simplest substitution "Y", thereby transforming the monomial to an ordinary term.
":" were left out for a reason.
: - the number of required visible stripes on adidas sneakers. We paint over the extra ones, leaving only two stripes and flaunt in front of Artyom with peace of mind. If not quite a tusk, he will buy a potential trailer for two lanes.