How to fart in a crowd? (theater, cinema, exhibition)

How to fart in a crowd? (theater, cinema, exhibition)

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Answer 1
January, 2021

In fact, the main thing here is skill and confidence in one's own strengths and abilities. You cannot count on a slow and imperceptible (odorless) bunch, each bunch can be like a nuclear explosion. Bright, destructive and last. First you need to assess the possibility of a breakthrough in the front of your laundry. If the situation does not threaten fatal defeat from wet troops, then you need to make the most relaxed and calm face. You can't overdo it, you don't want to look like a monk moving into Nirvana. The calm face of an ordinary tired person. At the moment of relaxation and release of the gaseous beast, watch the entire musculature, but especially the sphincter of the anus. You cannot overstrain, for there will be the sound of a blowing ball, but you also cannot be too detached from the process, because the speed of your fart can give out your location. Watch out for degassing of your body and act as appropriate. If you obviously know the power and destructiveness of your attack, then it is better to take flight, do business on the move, or hide in a shelter, warn of the imminent evacuation of loved ones. Save children, women and the elderly.

Answer 2
January, 2021

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