I think that I am not the smartest here, and you have already been told about the most effective way of "washing the stomach with two fingers".
And in fact, alcohol intoxication is a poisoning of the body, and do with it need accordingly. The best solution is gastric lavage. In addition, only good sorbents will help - Enterosgel, activated carbon, etc. They absorb the contents of the stomach, including some of the alcohol.
All other methods are nonsense. And shower, and coffee, and green tea, and whatever else. Just imagine that you have been poisoned with poison, and instead of eliminating its consequences, go to a cold shower and then drink coffee)
All these methods do not help you, this is only the Placebo effect. I can throw you an article about alcohol myths. There are many more points that everyone for some reason believes in.
One of the fastest "non-lumpy" ways for me was ice cream, sweet bun and some croutons . After half a liter of Bacardi without a snack, it was just the right thing to savor this. Checked, sobriety will come in a few minutes.
Psychostimulants (prohibited substances for use in the vastness of the Russian Federation)
The action begins to feel after 20-30 seconds.
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Induce vomiting. You will not be able to sober up, you can only free the vessels from what you have drunk. The so-called "restaurant method", which has been known to everyone for a long time. There are no medications for this.
In general, everyone's long-standing dream is to find such a pill, after taking which one can become sober at once. At one time, there were various stimulants that were administered intravenously to remove alcohol from the body. It turned out that all of them increased the brain oxygen demand 12-25 times. As a result, the brain's need for oxygen is enormous, but there is no stable breathing. The brain just died. Against this background, convulsions also began.
Therefore, the only mechanism: induce vomiting, drink a cup of coffee and that's it.
The simplest and most effective is to vomit. You should also drink enough water (tea, juice, etc.) as a lot of water is spent on the assimilation of alcohol by the body (from where such a phenomenon as dry forest occurs). Stuffing the stomach with heavy food will simply slow down the absorption of alcohol in the digestive tract - you will get the same intoxication only later and more slowly. But, as we know, alcohol lowers the level of glucose in the blood - so you need to raise it - first of all, something sweet will do: the same sweet juice, sweet tea. Food from fast carbohydrates will also cope with the task. It is strongly recommended to raise blood glucose - a significant part of glucose is received by the brain and when it is deficient, it works worse, and in order to sober up, one should have brains as good as possible. And yes, any stressful situation will also contribute to sobering up - it can be a cold shower, and going out into the cold, and getting very bad news, etc.
It is always best to try to calculate the alcohol percentage for the duration of the binge, but this comes with experience.
1) Cold shower.
Sobering a lot , at the same time completely discouraging the desire to continue the fun. Most likely, you will crawl into a warm corner and fall asleep there, which has adverse consequences during drinking.
Fatty foods are your friend for today, if suddenly you decide on for any reason to suspend their alcoholic turns. Saves in the early stages of intoxication.
3) The opposite of point number 2 - to empty the stomach. An extreme measure, but, as a rule, the most miraculous and quickest. Thus, you do not allow the leftovers of the already excess alcohol to be absorbed.
4) Fresh air. A method usually available to everyone. Often, 15-20 minutes spent in the fresh air (especially when loud music sounds and walk away from it) dramatically changes the course of the evening.
5) Rubbing your ears for several minutes. I checked it on myself - it didn't help. On others, it helped. The method is questionable, although I often heard about it in everyday life.
I have almost no appetite, I melt before our eyes. And I used to gain 75kg freely, it was normal, with an increase of 175.